The CarX Man

Ah, yes, the legendary CarX man, he can be one.

He will fucking fix your car, got some issues with squeaking brakes? Fuck that shit! The CarX man gives you lifetime brake warranty! He gets ALL car repairs, inside, outside, human organs in your trunk.

Just call CarX, from brakes to batteries, to oil to engine repairs! He fixes it all and right! Shannon needed a quality oil change she needed the right price, the CarX man offers FULL SERVICE OIL CHANGES! TOP QUALITY AND EASY ON YOUR WALLET!

Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom! Don’t worry call the CarX man!

by greengalaxio January 15, 2024

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strawberry man

草莓人

i am a 草莓人 (i am a strawberry man chinese)

by nerdmaster240 August 7, 2024

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fu-man-crew

The close, intimate, personal group of long time special friends that scandalous hos keep on the back burner, thinkin the whole time, somehow, "i got this".

Keep your distance, man. Julie got a fu-man-crew with pustuals that hell wouldn't order for anybody's forlocks.

by baccngravvy June 3, 2018

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cookie man pop

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop

omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!

by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019

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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

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Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

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