Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

FALLowing you around

What Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.

Kevin Brown nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook cheekily: Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

thank you george

A sarcastic thank you to someone who has wronged you. The expression dates to an early 2000's Star Wars related "Thank You George" campaign was started on the internet and quickly spread through science fiction fandom. The campaign centered around a web site that sold "Thank You George" t-shirts and merchandise. The web site turned out to be registered to a game company called Decipher, who had produced a highly successful Star Wars collectible card game between 1995 and 2001, only to have Lucasfilm pull the license in favor of Hasbro toys, who produced a new card game that failed. The campaign seemed to have been started by Decipher as a way to profit from Star Wars without having to pay licensing, and a way to give George Lucas a sarcastic "thank you" after he killed Decipher's product in favor of Hasbro's product that failed.

Still no original editions on Blu-Ray. Thank You George!

by Doc Von Thorp September 7, 2020

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020

you reposted in the wrong gang

LiKE A bUrNiNg sUnSeT dOO dOo dOO dOooo dO

BKH DSKBJJCDWLHIBVQREKBHJRCHEUOIHCUIROWKIHU

TORTURED DANCED BITCH

narancia: laughs at a dude that's being tortured then does sick dance
Mista: confused then joins in
Them: dances epically
Fugo:.......
Also fugo: BRO LEMME JOIN IN
The homies: you reposted in the wrong gang

by Llamajjba September 7, 2020

“where you looking. where are you looking”

a funny phrase used by chunkz when he charted darkest mans neck off

“where you looking. where are you looking”

by Eskrillr September 9, 2020

na man you be

A statement made to someone especially a man, either to conform him into making a horrible decision, downplay his masculinity or to offer insincere praise.
This usually ends in immense shame.

Go downstairs and confront him, na man you be

See as you dey shine na man you be

Na man you be ooo, you no fit buy car for your babe

by D_Pryme September 10, 2020