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shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
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Working on my shit

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.
After me and Vee broke up last winter, I just been working on my shit.
by Sean Vann October 19, 2021
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boby shit

having the complete and utter facilities to print but simply choosing not to.
I coulda made 1 billion yesterday but I was on some boby shit
by tolo69 November 23, 2023
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Shit

Dam dude, that elephant shit was big.
by Babykiller9000 June 15, 2022
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by dildomunchies June 22, 2019
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Tim shit

Extra assigned tasks that in turn screws over lower level staff members within a business/ company. Usually occurs during the most inconvenient times during a shift and sets team members behind for the work day.
Today my manager pulled major Tim Shit making me late for dinner.
by Tim Shit April 1, 2023
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