I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

I'm used to it

The most painful thing someone can say while trying not to cry

Nah bro she didn't mess me up that bad I'm used to it

by Da5.9chummins November 4, 2023

I’m Smooth

No thank you

“Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”

by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm cut

It means that your good/ i'm good

Person: Show me the video.
Person 2: I'm cut.

by Puesodeo December 12, 2023

I'm you.

This is a phrase Yuji Itadori from Jujutsu Kaisen said after beating Mahito in battle. The Phylosophical meaning behind this is as follows: Killing humans is as natural to Mahito as killing Curses is to Yuji. Basically that Yuji shouldn't assume he's "better" than Mahito since he's just as focused on killing. It's also dependent that Mahito said Yuji is him, because of the previously mentioned nature of killing. As Yuji said this sentence, he accepted the fact that he is no better then mahito, and simply, like him.

Yuji: "You're right Mahito, I'm you. I wanted to reject you. Convince myself that you were wrong. But that doesn't matter now. I'm gonna kill you. Even if you come back as another cuse... I'll kill you. Change your name. Change your form. I'll kill you again."

Mahito: *pissing his pants*

by cirnos left upper ice crystal December 16, 2023