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LOL

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.

Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020
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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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lol

laugh out loud , doesn't have anything to do with tiktok so who says it says it doesn't make him a tiktok but its mostly used by dry texters that only few of their country citizens will understand what they mean . the non LoCaL ppl
lol.
by honeyurugly November 26, 2019
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LOL

L-laugh
O-out
L-loud

L-lots
O-of
L-love
Geana-Im sorry if u dont pass lol

Frank-thanks lol too
by Al3x Ro April 23, 2019
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lol

the word ‘lol’ actually means ‘loss of latrociduals’ latrociduals is your ability to stay serious. if you use ‘lol’ you are saying you have lost the ability to keep a straight face so you are laughing. thus was then shortened to ‘laugh out loud’ because it was easier to say that you are laughing instead of saying you have lost the ability to laugh. did you know this?
*joke*
‘lol that’s so funny!’
by enter user here November 3, 2020
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LOL

Like it Or Lump it
Love me Or Leave me
Lick your Own Lollipop
Lots Of Luck

So there! Take it or leave it! A standard closing like STOP used to be with Western Union Telegrams.

See also ALOL, ABLOL and LOLOL.
Make any declarative statement whatsoever and close with LOL for emphasis.
by M Talent May 22, 2009
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lol

lol is a word using your fist in a girl's asshole usually in public
lol I fisted her in public
by brie2019 September 14, 2019
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