Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..

Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….

by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023

Zombie Porn

A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.

Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP

Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn

by icrywhenijackoff March 5, 2023

Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.

I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call

by Direwolf May 7, 2023

zombgender

Zombgender is a xenogender/microlabel relating to / inclusive of zombies, hordes of the apocalypse, the cannibalistic living dead, and other living-unliving rotting humanoids!

I identify as zombgender, which means I feel a strong connection to the undead and relate to the characteristics of zombies 🤓 ( I am autistic)

by ethanoate June 17, 2023

Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.

That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.

by Vielee August 28, 2023

Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.

You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.

by anonymous September 3, 2023