May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is National Friendzone Day.

“Got any plans today?”

“No you?”

“It’s national Friendzone day!”

May 20th

by Peitho April 21, 2021

May 27

national throw your friend with bleached ends day. just throw your friend that has bleached ends.

"it's may 27?"
yea
"so i can throw you?"
fuck

by imreallypretty111 April 21, 2021

May 1st

May 1st is a day to be kind.

its may 1st! heres a chocolate bear

by toes xd April 26, 2021

May 4th

National ask a person out day

You- “it’s May 4th has anyone asked you out yet today?”

Person - “no, why”

You- “it’s ask out a person day”

Person - “what’s that mean?”

You- “you just ask out a person on Ask a person out day “

by ....:))£7!! April 27, 2021

May 1

National can’t break up with ur bf/gf day

Them :Baby I want to break up ; me : it’s may 1st

by Shebejebehhe May 2, 2021

May 3rd

Don't answer Haylee Brideau day

On May 3rd you don't answer Haylee

by Bryxw May 2, 2021