Drain Waffle 

When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.

Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle

Drain Waffle by Lady death May 28, 2019

Cock Waffle 

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems

Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.

Cock Waffle by Bjl317 August 5, 2019

T’Waffle

The correct spelling for the Contraction of Twat and Waffle

She’s such a t’waffle

T’Waffle by Uniquelyamber October 17, 2019

Dutch Waffle 

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

Dutch Waffle by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

Fluid Waffle 

When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.

Shit for Hazelnut Spread

Blood for Strawberry Sauce

Piss for Syrup

Cum for Whipped Topping

Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?

Fluid Waffle by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022

chicken and waffle style 

When a man fucks a female in the ass while she shits on his dick.

I fucked this bitch from the club last night chicken and waffle style.
With extra sizzurp!! Lol

chicken and waffle style by Drizzurp April 27, 2014

fugly twat waffle

Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women

"Go ahead and keep ur fugly twat waffle, Im better of wit out ur dumbass."

fugly twat waffle by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017