Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

Mind Spill

When your thoughts flood out onto paper before you can stop them.

“I didn’t plan to write a three-page essay; it was just a mind spill.”

by poeticjulie September 9, 2025

My mind

MY FACE!
ITS ALL YOURS AT THE END OF THE DAY
MY LIFE!
MY NAME!
ITS ALL YOURS TO REFLECT AND SUSTAIN

AW SHUCKS!

my mind is

by Shuckingit6741 September 15, 2025

MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

mind mind mind

These are the catastrophic lyrics one might here in a deep transcendental experience while waiting in a 30 minute line to obtain life giving water at a mythical place inhabited by 50,000 phans called Mondegreen, whilst losing their mind mind mind… wondering what is between me and my mind.

What is between me and my mind? Your mind mind mind, by the way where is the water station?

by Sally in the Alley January 26, 2025

Mind mind mind

A run on blathering of temporarily incoherent lyrics sung by the band phish at the end of a really weird set break when you are waiting in a seemingly unending line to fill your water so you can return to your crew and dance at Mondegreen. Surrounded by 50,000 people all looking at you wondering why you are so weird.

Hey bro, what’s between you and your mind… my mind mind mind. What set is it, where’s my keys, can you help me get back to my camp and do you have any balloons?

by Sally in the Alley January 26, 2025

Mind mind mind

A run on blathering of temporarily incoherent lyrics sung by the band phish at the end of a really weird set break when you are waiting in a seemingly unending line to fill your water so you can return to your crew and dance at Mondegreen. Surrounded by 50,000 people all looking at you wondering why you are so weird.

Hey bro, what’s between you and your mind… my mind mind mind. What set is it, where’s my keys, can you help me get back to my camp and do you have any balloons?

by Sally in the Alley January 26, 2025