Google

The all-knowing lord of the universe. He has the answer to any and every question you can possibly ask.

Son, remember to pray to Google before bed tonight.

by FORNIdE November 16, 2023

Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.

I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.

by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022

why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

google engineer

The person, who is finding an answers for the task on google

You are a such a google engineer

by dmitrr1 September 17, 2021

Google+

A social media, widely hated for how uncommon it is to be used. In this social media you can share images & comments. You may also categorize the things you post with collections, which people can unfollow and follow on your profile.

"Do you have a twitter?"
"No, but I have a Google+"
"Who even uses Google+?

by Edur Fawn February 21, 2017

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

pee pee Google animation

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by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025