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Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024
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Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.
“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”
by syylent June 8, 2024
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Control thumb

A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.
Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.
by Thumb-man June 18, 2024
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Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online
Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
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Thumb Crackle

When you stick your thumb up your anus and You crack your thumb to where it hits the gspot and you splooge all over
by Zane10110 March 26, 2025
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The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues
The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues
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Thumb-raping

Using the thumb to forcefully repair the asshole of a Heroes of Goo WWE, with the figure in prone position.
"Hey Dad, can I get one of those WWE action figures?"

"No son those are for thumb-raping"
by johncenaactionfigure April 11, 2025
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