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Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.
"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."
by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009
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Teenage Syndrome

For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.

If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.
Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"

Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"
by MiKeal! March 20, 2009
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dome syndrome

the aggravated state a man gets in when he has not received dome for an extended period of time
Quentin: holy fuck im about to kill someone
Dan: looks like you have dome syndrome. you just need some dome dude, chill out
by Barndon A. October 23, 2005
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Greenday Syndrome

When a band is played so much on repeat that you cannot physically stand to hear them anymore. This happened with American Idiot, and continued with the rest of the album. A recent victim is kings of leon.
Kings of Leon are everyone's new favourite band. They've got a bad case of Greenday Syndrome. If I hear sex on fire one more time i'll kill myself.
by i-am-winston March 16, 2009
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rockstar syndrome

Rock star syndrome(R*S)
a mental illness(most often occurring in drummers) in which the following symptoms may occur: when some one who plays an musical instrument (ussually has not been playing that long, about 3 months to a year, and ussually only wants to play music for fame) starts to think that they are amazing on their instrument when in reality they suck, this disease causes the player to be extremely cocky and full of themselves and can prevent a person from hearing their flaws, preventing from getting any better at playing. If rock star syndrome is left untreated it may become permanent and lead to drummers block a victim of R*S usually will not accept advice or constructive criticism about their music.

another symptom of R*S is impulsive buying of unneeded music gear in hopes that it will make you sound better(I.E. a drummer buying 5 new cymbals and a new snare or a guitarist buying a 600 dollar effects pedal)

there are few treatments available for rock star syndrome. one is to hope that the victim just realizes their suck-ness on their own. since victims dont take advice well, it would be useless to just tell them they have R*S
Guitarist:"dude tuna just got a sweet new crash cymbal lets go over and check it out,"
singer:"why? he just got a double bass last week and hes not even that good"
bassist:"yea i know right? tuna definitely has rockstar syndrome. he totally sucks and he thinks hes great"
by olly olly free oxens December 15, 2009
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Slut Syndrome

Slut syndrome (S.S) is a horrible plague infecting thousands daily. Affecting Men and women both!

The symptoms often include:
Having sex with more people than you can count
not even using drugs or alc as an excuse to blow a guy
dressing purposely so that you can see undergarmets
makeing out with other girls more than twice
answering booty calls at 2 am or later
abortion if your form of birthcontrol
Everyone wants to do you but no one wants a relationship with you
making a amature porn vid
and much more
Omg did you hear?
What?
Sara has S.S....
What is that?
Slut Syndrome!
Oh no! Wow i guess it can happen to anybody. That really puts things in perspective!
How sad!
by Dr. IdiscoveredS.S. August 9, 2011
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Jakobi Syndrome

Many have argued wether it is a learned behaviour or some sort of genetic quirk but either way it is a very wide spread in our current generation.

Jakobi syndrome is defined by it wild hand gestures often making shapes while descirbing or asking for something but these shapes or hand signs often have little bearing on what they are actually asking for and happen frequently.
this disease/behaviour was first investigated by Inns et al (2010) and studies are still ongoing to this day.

Jakobi syndrome was named after the leading singer of papa roach Jakobi as he is the most famous Jakobi sufferer and has opened many charities for this plight.
yeah the date was going well but every time he asked for a drink at the bar he would make a triangle with his hands and when he asked me for a tissue he pointed at his eyes and the to the floor..." "oohh he must have jakobi syndrome... poor guy
by Silly McFantastic February 21, 2011
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