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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Tentacle Suicide

A suicide between 10 people.
Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.
by bowgawa February 20, 2025
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Suicidal meme

When your friend sends you a meme, but the account is private so you can't see that shit :(
You just sent a suicidal meme.... Bitch!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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Suicide

I commited Suicide
BROO THIS SUICIDE SHIT IS FUN AS FUCKKK BROOO YOU SHOULD JOIN IN
by IndianCulture December 25, 2021
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Suicide Pose

A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
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Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
by shanghai'dd April 21, 2013
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