Half Past Gassed

The state of mind after starting to come down from a high.
man after 2 hours of being in school i was half past gassed.
by pittbull ninja January 20, 2011
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half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)
Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.
by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014
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half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.
Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!
by Raikuron October 11, 2011
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sawed a bitch in half

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.
Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!
by Barncat6969 January 14, 2017
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Phil the Half Dollar

When a "straight" man has anal sex with a gay man under the pretense that it is his first time. (see Jim the Nickel) However, is very experienced in the act.
Harold went home with that guy last night becaue he thought he was getting to Jim the Nickel but found out he ended up with Phil the Half Dollar.
by The Definition Geek November 16, 2011
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half-hour power

A college drinking game in which the participant(s) must take 30 shots of beer in 30 minutes at the rate of one shot per minute, often used as a pregaming tactic before the real partying begins.

More daring players may attempt an hour power, which follows the same rules over the course of an hour.
"Yo, you going to the frat party tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we should pregame with a half-hour power before we go."
by Metalhead November 21, 2017
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