The Pignika Coke Whale, scientifically known as 'Cokus Pignikus' is a remarkable obese marine mammal that inhabits the coken jungle in which it very often consumes the native coca plant leaves. The pignika coke whale is a massive creature, measuring up to 98 feet in circumference, its rotund body is reminiscent of a bloated barrel. Its age is a point of concern, standing at 42 whole years, it's considered ancient among its species.
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Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"
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