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Baptism for the dead

A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.
1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?

coming out of the dresser 

(v.) when one comes out as being bisexual
Girl 1: So, Morgan is coming out of the dresser to his mom today.

Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?

Girl 1: No, just bi.

the door in the floor 

To unexpectedly unleash deep-seated secrets that more-often-than-not delve into the TMI category and leave all those present slack-jawed.
"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."
the door in the floor by tlc November 18, 2004

the doldrums 

a.k.a Intertropical Convergence Zone (ICZ)
Early sailors named this belt of calm the doldrums because of the low spirits they found themselves in after days of no wind. To find oneself becalmed in this region could mean death in the era when wind was the only motive force available, and it was certainly a depressing experience to be isolated, in the middle of the ocean, in a hot, muggy climate.
I am in the doldrums because I lost the race.
the doldrums by Arjuna July 21, 2008

BEEFING UP THE DEAN 

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S
HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

Glow in the dark. 

A gay op or setup by a federal agency. Shorter pc correct version of glow in the dark cia nigger. Slang term for a CIA agent created by the late Terry Davis(creator of temple os).
100% this is a setup. Those guys glow in the dark.
Glow in the dark. by Tofu Shop April 21, 2021