Cry paper

toilet paper roll taken to bed for sopping up tears during private crying sessions

Sheesh. Pamela's got it bad. You should see the piles of wadded up cry paper next to the couch.

by Julio Annandale August 2, 2008

Ayour Paper

The highest quality of paper and can't be found at any Wal-Mart. #TheGoodShit

Hey bro gimme some of dat ayour paper so I can rub it on my money to give it more value

by Rylee Willis and Summer Jamaso June 8, 2018

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Paper

Paper

Just a piece of paper dunce face, what else would this be? A toy dildo? No

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 2, 2020

Any papers dusty drapers

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status

Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.

by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023

Papers D. Labuse

The fraudulent self proclaimed pirate king, whose whole career was an elaborate hoax. He is notably known as the romantic partner of Slinky.

Civilian 1: Hey did you hear the news?
Civilian 2: Yeah I heard.
Civilian 2: They're finally gonna execute that bum Papers D. Labuse.
Civilian 1: I heard that he turned himself in out of shame due to the fact that he ran out of desk haki, and was going to die soon.

by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025