Kool Aid Surprise

When you bust a girl's vaginal walls out, and then yell, "Oh, Yeeeeeah!"

And then I was fucking this chick and decided to give her the old Kool Aid Surprise, so I busted through her vaginal wall into whatever the fuck is in there, and then I was all like, "Oh yeeeeeeeeah!"

by Bobo Debauchery June 9, 2009

Pink Eye Surprise

The pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful "sleeping conrey"...

Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.

It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.

by Big Dong Hong Kong April 15, 2010

Peppermint Surprise

The act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum.

After the peppermint surprise, my girlfriend didb't need to brush her teeth.

by Fidstar November 7, 2003

smurph

should differenciated from the little people "smurfs" being spelled with a "ph" and not a "f"

they are special beings and our also used as every other word in a sentance

first the story of the smurphs

once upon a time in LALA Land there was Smurphville (plz note tht it is a"ph" not "f"/ wer special)
In Smurphville there lived the "Smurphz" (purple skinned w/ pink polka dotz)
The Smurphz lived in happiness and prosperity(or however u spell it) they frolicked in flower fieldz and laughed all d time.

but.......

one day saragamesh came along......
and......
she was OFFENDED! *gasp*

so she cast a curse on Smurphville.....

and because of tht all d Smurphz started
drinking.....
smoking.....
doin shisha....
and.................................. *tension tension!!!!*

OFFENDING PPL!!! *shocked voices*

so tht wuz d story of d Smurphz. We all origionate frm d Smurphz!

what the smurph!!

smurph you go to lala land!!

by god smurph July 30, 2006

Pinkie surprise

The act of inserting the tip of your pinkie finger into the anus of your partner during sex. Usually done without preface, thus a surprise.

-Hey I heard you had sex with Chad for the first time last night. How was it?
-OMG it was great. Just as I was reaching my climax, he gave me the pinkie surprise. I've never had a better orgasm.

by casey kasem May 18, 2010

chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 11, 2009

chocolate surprise

its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable

hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?

by ashley morss January 26, 2007