alex martinez

i hate you stupid peace of shit. i liked u and u just wanted to fuck. i wish i never met u. i hope u die. u assaulted me.

i hope alex martinez chokes on a dick.

by Max’s baby :) February 26, 2023

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Alex Gruich

a bitch ass nigga that thinks he can fuck all the hoes and his sister but he can’t because he has foreskin. this nigga is the corniest in the game following all of his peers and what they do because he has a little dick.

hey you know alex gruich?
yeah that nigga gay as fuck

by alex a bitch ass nigga 69 June 02, 2019

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Alex Minshull

The sweatiest asian you will ever come across. People refer to him as "dat minch". He is 7 foot tall and has a minchstache (a long mustache). His favourite subjects include Maths and Science because he is able to release his inner asian. Overall a pretty weird dude.

Person 1: "Do you know Alex Minshull"
Person 2: "Oh do you mean dat minch?"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by BigZachGeezer November 07, 2019

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Alex the situation

When you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else's house.

Named after the youtuber mypalalex

Grim: Let me get a plate, I don't want to make a mess and completely "Alex the situation".
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!

by @RichAbbottLOL November 21, 2016

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alex boomsma

Dickhead, also known as alex. Many people mix the two up. Dumb as fuck and thinks he's hot shit when really he fucks around and acts like a monkey, i mean is one.

person 1: "hey are alex boomsma and sadie still together?"
person 2: no he's a real dickhead

by hoebitch420 January 05, 2018

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