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Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.
Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”
by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022
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Sick

1. This is a mindset or way of thinking that pertains to very dark humor and very unwholesome thoughts. It can also be described as a very perverted and twisted way of thinking. Ex. "Your sick"

2. It can also be used a a way to describe something, ex. "that's sick" it helps describe an action, video, or etc. is "sick"
"Yo you see that girl, she's hot I'd bang her." Dude she's 13, your sick!"

"Dude did you see that, she just hit him with the snot rocket!" "Yoooooo that's SICK!"
by It's Looo February 18, 2020
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D'mall Sick

here comes D'mall Sick
by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022
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terminally sick

A level of greatness that's beyond 'sick' but not quiet 'dead'.
Fan A: "The Cybertruck is sick."
Fan B: "Terminally"
Fan A & Fan B: "Terminally Sick"
High Fives exchanged.
by Rusty Menace November 22, 2019
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Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
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Nic sick

When you hit a vape and you feel dizzy nauseous and feel like you about to yuke
“Mane I hit that lil weak ass vape for the first time and that shit had me bout nic sick like a mf”
by ChiefKeefsDraco October 4, 2022
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