Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.

They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.

by DragonWrider October 3, 2020

slam shoes

wake up

I must go to bed now ,tomorrow I have to sell crack to the kids early , so I have to slam shoes at 6 am

by wissem00 March 28, 2017

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017

shoe daddy

An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes

He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.

by rectalthermometer April 26, 2017

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

shoe

a shy hoe

you know her?
yeah i heard shes a shoe

by abigshoe October 19, 2017