Scottish Hand Shake

a hand job

matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

by jasonalex123 March 17, 2009

scott's maps

Maps Youth Director Scott draws, hes famous for them, they show barely the basic idea of the place.

Ok, afica looks sort of like this... *draws a big blob off an even bigger blob on one of scott's maps*

by Curtis Lehr April 19, 2007

Scott-ism

the rantings of the lesser spotted, small footed, cockney tit

Examples of Scott-isms would be ...
- I'm over it!
- You minge!
- I'm over it!
- Wagyu!
- I'm over it!
- I had a bottle of wine on the balcony
- I'm over it!
- Sausage baguette
- I'm over it!
- You soppy c*nt
- I'm over it !
- how 'bout that ride in?
- I'm over it !
- Just going down for a snout
and...
- I don't have another job, I'm just spending some time out with my family.

by Hong Kong Fooey January 7, 2010

Scotting

Scotting (noun) pronounced 'Raal-lyph'; mammal of non-aquatic variety; old Scottish word meaning Scottish dude; verb: 'To Scott', as in 'to spew with great velocity within a vehicle';

see Dec 10', Florida, Tampa, Valrico 7-11; used in a sentence, "Dude! Don't 'Scott'! Put your head out the window!", or "No Scotting in the rental!"; easily identified by call, "Sure! I'll have another!"

by bobc511 July 22, 2011

scottish sheep dog

The act of ejaculating on a woman's forehead, then flipping her hair in front of her face.

I gave this chick a scottish sheep dog last night.

by soldierguy October 10, 2011

Scott Garland

A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick

Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000

by KDawg56 December 9, 2012

scottish hammer

A 22nd century post sex act performed by grabbing the females ankles, whipping her around your head in a helicopter motion and slinging her as far as humanly possible, to ensure male offspring.

"We really wanted a boy, so we did the Scottish hammer."

by Rupert grint July 1, 2015