Secret Sausage Party 

A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.

Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."

Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."

Secret Sausage Party by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010

goat sausage 

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

goat sausage by ksks1996 January 27, 2011

burnt sausage 

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

burnt sausage by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

Dropping Sausage 

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

Dropping Sausage by esotericinsomniac February 28, 2015

Muddy Sausage 

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.

"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"

Muddy Sausage by Edgyboiii August 29, 2016

Bunnings sausage 

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

Bunnings sausage by The Bunnings sausages February 6, 2017

gypsy sausage 

Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.

This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.

gypsy sausage by gypsysausage May 13, 2018