ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

Making Sandwiches

A subtle, polite of saying 'having a wank'.

Sorry, she was just so fit I went into the toilet and started making sandwiches.

by FlamingSackOfPizza January 10, 2012

sandwich mask

a tribal mask worn by a dignitary. usually made out of a BLT but has the potential to be created using bologna or turkey and swiss.

The king of Hoboken wore his sandwich mask with pride and honor.

by Samuel Jonis August 17, 2003

Fart sandwich

The act of, while in the bath, placing one's testicles over one's anus and farting

Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough

by fingerfucker May 21, 2016

Sandwich purist

A person who prefers sandwiches that contain only meat and/or cheese, and sometimes sauces, while disdaining the presence of any vegetables or fruits, whether sliced, chopped, or leafy.

A ham sandwich with cheese is fine for a sandwich purist, as long as there is no lettuce, nor a tomato slice.

Synonyms: fatty food fanatic, non-vegan, gluten glutton.
Antonyms: vegetarian, vegan, sandwich eclectic, sandwich sophisticate.
Related words: hero, hoagie, grinder, submarine;
stickler, formalist, fussbudget, fusspot, idealist, nit-picker, quibbler.
Misspellings: sanwich, sandwitch, sandwish.

by LAlawMedMBA July 16, 2011

Tennessee Sandwich

When Two guys from Tennessee and Hayley Williams have sex together and she screams until she cums and then makes the two guys a sandwich

Did you see that Tennessee sandwich on that music website? Yeah I masturbated to it all night.

by ThebestPrater August 25, 2010

Weasley sandwich

When one Weasley (from the Harry Potter series of books) gets atop another Weasley. This is a Weasley sandwich. They can contain any Weasley, but more commonly have a combination of the teenage sons. Most, but not all, Weasley sandwiches lead from one thing unto another.

Fred and George love each other more than you would expect, and often make Weasley sandwiches when the rest of their family is shopping at Diagon Alley.

by Kat Millard =^.^= August 30, 2008