Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!

D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020

Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo

"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

robert woodward

The baddest of the bad. Urban legends have been told of him. Epic and LEGENDARY
The Dude

Robert woodward is the dude

by Baddest mofo who ever lived February 12, 2018

Robert

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Wow look at that Robert.

by Kez n December 2, 2017

robert gormley

-a really cool guy
- usualy has a foot long if you catch my drift
- can kick your ass

"look out for robert gormley he once killed a deer with his cock

by Amy smith123 November 26, 2010

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025