Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Steve's Patter

Steve's patter is known to be shite 100% of the time

That's some Steve's Patter type shit man.

by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020

Pulling a patty

When you do too many drugs and wake up in a cemetery. At this point, you’ve lost too many days to count

Keep calm, don’t go pulling a patty

by Lor6969 April 3, 2020

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

robert.x.pattinson

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.

“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”

by baldyphobic December 26, 2020