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purple pew 

where a brotha or whitey is smoking or roling a blunt in church while the pastor is preying.
Theres a lot of smoke comin from Jasons purple pew over there.
purple pew by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008

Purple Ladder 

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.
Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...
Purple Ladder by Red Yowler February 25, 2008

purple cow 

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!
purple cow by charcoal black March 19, 2009

purple tocco 

i don't wanna eat out a purple tocco
purple tocco by atcha May 4, 2009

Purple Toaster 

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.
Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?
Purple Toaster by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon