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clockwork orange

A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"
I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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orange julius

A scatological act in which one participant defecates in the mouth of another, and the receiver subsequently consumes a chaser of orange juice.
Did you see Nate spew his Sunny D after Ian gave him an Orange Julius?
by urbanmeyer May 6, 2008
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Orange County

The most amazing county in New York, all the world in fact. The real REAL OC, not to be confused by the lesser two in Florida and Califronia. Home to the best looking people with the most amazing hair.
p1: Did you see those fly ass bitches at the mall?
p2: Yeah, definitely from DA OC!
p3: orange county...
by ilyssa December 28, 2005
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Orange boy

A boy who is fairly orange in color.
Matt.

Kristie "hey, did you see that orange boy?"

Girl "Yea, matts over there."
by KristiexBaby October 12, 2008
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Orange Face

A recent phrase used by racists against President Donald J. Trump due to his skin color under certain lighting that occasionally appears orange.

Using skin color to mock a person is inherently racist.
That Orange Face passed another executive order.

Your alleged President is nothing but an Orange Faced loser, even though won the electoral college, the Orange Face lost the popular vote!

Orange Faced Racism Oompa Loompa Cheeto Racial Slur
by Jayci 86 February 11, 2017
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maplewood/south orange kids

A term used to refer to the teens living in maplewood and south orange, New Jersey. They all think they're hot shit and the two neighboring towns' teens get off on arguing about which of the two towns is better, when really they both suck equally. The parties are lame, the people are fake, and the weed isn't anything special. Basically these kids walk around in the park at night smoking and thinking they're all mega-hipsters.
Jay: You those maplewood/south orange kids are such posers.

Mack: Yea, total douchebags.
by justmoved December 9, 2010
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jell-oing

The act of making a gelatin snack jiggle.
"I'm jell-oing my Jell-o."
by Lea Anderson September 22, 2006
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