Wet Taquito

When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.

Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.

by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Wet Charles

A wet willie in the ass

I gave my girl a wet Charles last night. Nearly scared the shit out of her

by BC42! September 20, 2022

wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

wet finish

An alternative to the popular and arguably overused term "happy ending," "wet finish" conjures images of the skilled craftsperson, having applied masterful technique to each stage of the build, ultimately reaching the point of final flourish.

For physical therapy sessions at that price, you'd think they'd include a wet finish!

by schmayele June 17, 2019

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022