Gutter machine

Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs

That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!

by Marie$ November 25, 2023

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Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

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The Strong Arm Machine or SAM is a large and powerful robot from the game Jetpack Joyride that can take 3 hits from missles which it has to deflect with a arm-mounted force field. It also has some kickass music.

I have to wait another 24 hours for a chance to get a strong arm machine.

by Anime Patrol September 18, 2020

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Party Machine

Someone who can shug jack Daniels, smoke fat blunts allday, and party hard like a machine I mean hard like Charlie Sheen, jim Morrison, and jimi hendrix, etc.

Damn lmao that dude is a party machine, he drank 1500ml of whiskey, a 30 pack, then snorted fat lines off a strippers ass all night.

by Scuba Steve dude December 21, 2013

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The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

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