A once glorious musical genre that has fallen to crass commercialism and catering to teenage edgelords. It used to be great with the Scandinavian bands doing a great job in contrast to the crude and unoriginal American bands that often just use garbled screaming and desperately tries to appeal to young neo-anarchist crowds while the nordic bands do a better job at making impressive metal that doesn't revolve around mindless screaming.
American Metal Music: AAAAAAGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHG YEEEEEEHHGHGEHJGHEHGGJKGHJKG I AM A KILLER ROBOOOOTT!!!
Nordic Metal: I AM A DESTORYER OF WORLDS AND EVIL INCARNATE
Nordic Metal: I AM A DESTORYER OF WORLDS AND EVIL INCARNATE
by Deadmojo August 30, 2018
Get the Metal Musicmug. Loud Rock Music that has nothing to do with Heavy Metal other than being loud!? People who think that Glam Bands like Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi and Skid Row are (NOT) 'Metal' don't know what the hell Heavy Metal is! These bands are too sentimental and/or romantic and poppy to be 'Metal'! They are the opposite of what Heavy Metal is! Their image and style is too flashy and over-the-top! They wear more make-up than your girlfriend! People say they look like chicks, well yeah, they also look like clowns! Seriously, get a clue!
Manowar is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because they are too cheesey and silly to be taken seriously! They've never been in any wars and they certainly aren't warriors, so their fake! Their lyrical themes are remeniscent of fairytales! And lastly, Motorhead is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because Lemmy Kilmister disregards the term 'Heavy Metal'! And simply lables his style as Rock 'N Roll! And Motorhead's style and content leans closer to Punk Rock!
Manowar is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because they are too cheesey and silly to be taken seriously! They've never been in any wars and they certainly aren't warriors, so their fake! Their lyrical themes are remeniscent of fairytales! And lastly, Motorhead is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because Lemmy Kilmister disregards the term 'Heavy Metal'! And simply lables his style as Rock 'N Roll! And Motorhead's style and content leans closer to Punk Rock!
Fake Metal and/or Non-Metal: Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi, Skid Row; Led Zeppelin, Kiss, AC/DC, Van Halen, Motorhead; Manowar, Dio, Queensreich, Dream Theater; Faith No More, Tool, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against The Machine, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Godsmack, Disturbed etc.
by organ glock March 21, 2007
Get the Fake Metalmug. all of the above
crazy spazzed out/ intelligent musicians getting as far away from pop culture as possible.
crazy spazzed out/ intelligent musicians getting as far away from pop culture as possible.
The Locust: spaz grindcore
Dillenger Escape PLan: gnarly jazz grindcore
Scarlet: what the hell is this grindcore
Every Time I Die: you can actually understand this music
The Blood Brothers: hmm the sound of men screaming like girls grindcore ( very awesome stuff)
Dillenger Escape PLan: gnarly jazz grindcore
Scarlet: what the hell is this grindcore
Every Time I Die: you can actually understand this music
The Blood Brothers: hmm the sound of men screaming like girls grindcore ( very awesome stuff)
by Rob May 20, 2004
Get the grindcore metalmug. The truth is metal heads come in all shapes and sizes. Some strictly hang out with each other, while others hang out with preppy kids.
When I mean metal head though, i mean people who listen to real metal not System of a Down, Slipknot,etc...
One thing is for sure as everyone here has already stated...never ever pick a fight with one. Nothing worse then a kid with metal/adrenaline pumping through there veins coming at you. They will not stop and they will feel no pain.
When I mean metal head though, i mean people who listen to real metal not System of a Down, Slipknot,etc...
One thing is for sure as everyone here has already stated...never ever pick a fight with one. Nothing worse then a kid with metal/adrenaline pumping through there veins coming at you. They will not stop and they will feel no pain.
I'm going to tear your fucking eyes out
Rip your fucking flesh off
Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
Fuck you and your progress
Watch me fucking regress
You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
Payback's a bitch motherfucker
See that guido get his ass handed to him by that metal head.
Rip your fucking flesh off
Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
Fuck you and your progress
Watch me fucking regress
You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
Payback's a bitch motherfucker
See that guido get his ass handed to him by that metal head.
by EXILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 May 6, 2010
Get the metal headmug. by ILoveDayglow October 29, 2011
Get the Black Metalmug. metal heads go by what's popular and goth and give lots of thumbs down to anyone unpopular who takes a shit upon their fag-goth pussy shit noise wuss music
a metal head is nothing but yet another pussy conformist little fashionista bitch who follows whatever the crowd says is cool
any metal head will like tons of shit bands
old-skool Rockers weed out the shit and only love all of the really good shit and we say whatever the fuck we want when we want and don't conform to what the man is selling
gay ass trends = brainwashing
real shit has staying power and isn't just some fetishey bullshit for braindead city tards with aids
a metal head is nothing but yet another pussy conformist little fashionista bitch who follows whatever the crowd says is cool
any metal head will like tons of shit bands
old-skool Rockers weed out the shit and only love all of the really good shit and we say whatever the fuck we want when we want and don't conform to what the man is selling
gay ass trends = brainwashing
real shit has staying power and isn't just some fetishey bullshit for braindead city tards with aids
I will smash your metal-head on a fucking rock and piss on it.
ROCK & FUCKING ROLL you little satanic pimples.
I will burn you and then do a 10 minute solo.
ROCK & FUCKING ROLL you little satanic pimples.
I will burn you and then do a 10 minute solo.
by metal is superficial bullshit March 19, 2008
Get the metal-headmug. The reason hipsters were born -- in the late '90's, Bizkit and Korn were all the rage. Linkin Park and Staind dominated as well in the beginning of this decade. Since rock stations removed Weezer and Beck off the radio for this garbage, people who used to like rock either turned to online music magazines for guidance or switched to rap instead. Mp3 blogs and internet radio began stealing listeners from rock radio so now, because rock stations play
either nu metal or old alternative (Weezer, Beck), modern rock stations are dropping quick. So next time some pretentious scenester sings some Futureheads song he heard off the OC, thank yourself and your red backwards baseball cap, Bizkit biter.
either nu metal or old alternative (Weezer, Beck), modern rock stations are dropping quick. So next time some pretentious scenester sings some Futureheads song he heard off the OC, thank yourself and your red backwards baseball cap, Bizkit biter.
Dude #1: Dude, how come my friends all watch the OC now?
Dude #2: Uh, because they like to watch hot chicks and listen to decent music.
Dude #1: Are we the only dudes who like to see sweaty bald guys with neck tattos anymore?
Dude #2: I don't know, but it was fun destroying Woodstock and FM rock radio.
Dude #1: Hells yeah!
Dude #2: Uh, because they like to watch hot chicks and listen to decent music.
Dude #1: Are we the only dudes who like to see sweaty bald guys with neck tattos anymore?
Dude #2: I don't know, but it was fun destroying Woodstock and FM rock radio.
Dude #1: Hells yeah!
by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005
Get the nu metalmug.