zesting the lemon

The act of intentionally grinding up on a woman when they are having a tantrum. A diffusing technique

Christal was having a tanty but after zesting the lemon she settled down

by FireflyNZ June 24, 2021

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

alabama lemonade

when a guy pisses into a girl's vagina and then has a sexy time

I have such a German fetish, i think i am going to give her an alabama lemonade

by quincy and mike June 22, 2009

lemon drop

when you are dumped relatively soon after you start dating someone, usually during the first date, because it is suspected you are defective
see lemon law

5 minutes into the date Steve had to lemon drop that woman he met online. She looked like she was about to break down before she even got to the parking lot.

by indsey December 6, 2011

Lemon

A masachistic,sadistic nutter who rapes cats and has a fetish for clamped nipples.

o my god man u is a lemon

by Chris Summersell March 31, 2004

lemonhead

verb: to stun someone with your beauty....
noun:a total hottie, usually has blue eyes and shaggy brown hair. you totally want him in your pants.

ex. (verb) Wow, did you see him!??? He's gorgeous! such a lemonhead!!!!
ex. (noun) i want that lemonhead in my pantelones.

by Dat Mamolly April 3, 2008

Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit

1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''

by Brendan April 6, 2003