urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

The green lantern

When you get some vomit spit it in your girls eye and then shine a torch in her eye

Damn you really did the green lantern

by The green limpturd September 1, 2021

wack-o'-lantern

A pumpkin that was carved to look like a fool or simpleton.

He carved a wack-o'-lantern to look foolish.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 20, 2021

Slide On a Late Night

To come over someone’s house late at night for sex

Hey can I come slide on a late night?

by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022

Michigander Jack o lantern

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.

I love making Michigander jack o lantern with my friends

by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022

don't late

"don't late" have the same meaning as "Don't be late".
It's an easier and lazier way to say "Don't be late".
Don't correct it to "Don't be late". It is too long.

Karen! please don't late for the class if you want to get an A grade in the "Attitude to Learning" part.

by Goodest English Developer January 18, 2023