lizard land

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human
Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 March 25, 2018
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Land-locked club

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
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Womb-land

Womb-land
by Boats54 March 09, 2022
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harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing
Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
by bobsaget21 February 02, 2020
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Upside-Down Land

An imaginary land where everything and everyone is upside down, now proved to be a place called "𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢"
"Oy mate! Have ya been tew Upside-Down land?
by The BRITISH© Dictionary November 21, 2023
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Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.
Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.
by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024
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Rendondo landing

To be having sex vertically holding your girl up. Then jump as high as you can into the air landing perfectly in either hole on the ground. So you have two shots at a rendondo landing. Preferably done on or under a pier
by Chuter88 April 18, 2015
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