Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.
Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!
by Sagaan December 11, 2016
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Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being
Woah dude, did you hear about that Sigma Johnson that gooned in ohio??
by Cock sucker 37 January 25, 2025
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Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
by Voyceee June 25, 2017
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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 11, 2017
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Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 28, 2023
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johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".
Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.
by James T-rain February 15, 2024
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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle April 26, 2018
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