sand jew

middle eastern fella

Osama Bin Laden was a sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010

bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno

Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew

by Bean jewy January 6, 2018

Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

Jew Brown

A method relating to Jews being burnt... mirrors that of a hash Brown being made in Mc Donald's but instead, the Jews getting cooked

Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"

Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"

by curry cums out of my jab end May 26, 2016

jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015