Sex

Sex is like maths

U add the bed
Then u subtract the cloths
Then u multiply the bootty and boobs
After u add the poison which makes the cok bigger

After u put the dick in the pussy or the fat ass

After u wait till ur pregnant with a big belly

I love having sex even though it hurts

by Azracelebi February 20, 2020

sex

Flowers

A tyle of flower in Africa, that’s called sex :)

by Jamal from Africa December 4, 2020

Sex

When a man and women want to have fun... ;)

James just got home after a long day at work. His room mate was there to greet him. She had on a black laced bra and a candy thong. She was also holding handcuffs and a gag. "Welcome home Daddy." she said sexily. He wasted no time. he threw off his work jacket as she led him to her bedroom . She removed his shirt and pants to reveal his 9 and 1/2 inch boner. He took off her bra and sucked on her nipples. He then bit threw the thong and removed it with his teeth and saw her wet pussy. "Fuck me James." Chloe said. He thrust his dick into her pussy. "HARDER DADDY!!!!" Chloe screamed. "HARDER!!!!" He went deeper and started to cum. Chloe moaned in delight. "My turn." said Chloe and rode him like a horse. Chloe then started to suck his dick, biting on each testical. She then gave him a hand job. Chloe licked the cum coming out of his dick. He then licked her clift and she moaned . They fucked until morning and continued for the rest of the next day.

by fuckmehardertheneverbefore February 6, 2021

Sex

Sex is a beautiful intimate relationship you and an your partner share.

Let’s go have sex

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Sex

Sex is a act that give a man a boner the he pees in the girls bum

I had sex with you sister last night.

by SJSU’s ususisj February 15, 2020

Sex

Okay buddy, based on the fact that you looked up the word “sex” on here tells me 1 of 3 things. 1, you are under the age of 12 and find this word particularly humorous amongst your pre-pubescent peers. 2, you are dangerously bored to the point where you are looking up basic and childish words online for the slightest amount of entertainment. And finally 3, you genuinely don’t know what sex is. If it is number 3, don’t worry, you won’t be getting it anytime soon anyways.

12 year old: “haha sex funny word haha”
Random dude that’s way too bored: “I would honestly rather watch paint dry than do what I’m doing right now so imma look up sex on the urban dictionary”
Cro-Magnon: “Durr what is sex???”

by MexiFryStains December 28, 2020

Sex

It simply does not exist, it is a lie made by the government, if we never had it, it doesn't exist

Timmy: I had sex with your mom last night, loser
Average Redditor: That doesn't exist lol

by anonymous June 13, 2021