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Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation
People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.
by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024
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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
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you're a ham

by john caliber August 1, 2022
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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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Ham And Cheeks

She offered to give me the ham and cheeks.
by Lexx Diamond April 29, 2021
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slanging ham

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night
by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019
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ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.
The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
by dave-briz December 19, 2013
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