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Half Counihan 

A Half Counihan, as opposed to the Full Counihan occurs when only of the sexual partners is drunk enough to vomit during the sexual act, but not both. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, must finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.
Jack pulled a Half Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill, however, was really blacked out and threw up on the bed. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.
Half Counihan by Krause April 9, 2008
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Half stab 

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.
The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot
Half stab by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.
Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!
Half-Boneski by Juston Case September 10, 2010

half wank 

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

Half and Half pass 

The art of handing the half and half to the person next to you while prepping your coffee at a Starbucks. Also a great time to strike up a conversation about the coffee or anything else.
The Half and half pass is the perfect way to strike up a conversation while prepping coffee. Damn its almost empty, hell of a way to start the week huh?
Half and Half pass by philipKC October 29, 2012

half and mild

When you smoke the first half of a Black and Mild blunt, the half you are left with is known as a half and mild.
Broseph: Hey bruh you wanna light up that half and mild you have left over from last weekend?

Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!
half and mild by ToastedCracker September 15, 2013
A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing
John was only half baked no good for fuck all
half bake by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013