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Half-court hairline 

**see Chris’s head
Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

Come see my hairy armpits 

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years
Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

Big white hairy balls 

the thing under my willy
wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD) 

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

Kaydosh’s-hairline 

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship
Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it