Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

awkward goat by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

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Oat-goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.

The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.

Oat-goat by Salamski December 22, 2021

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Av Goat

fucking loser who eats cheese

“woah you eat cheese, what a disgusting Av Goat”

Av Goat by Robert Job August 23, 2023

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the goat

will let you know if someone has called you a lightweight and will pierce your ears. is a real g . very funny i will say and looks very preetty in wings lolz even if theyre 6tiny.

the goat is grace subwaygirl

the goat by heeheehaahaalolz September 4, 2023

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