Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .

That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.

by DimeNring August 9, 2025

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

As The Rotten Fruit

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)

Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.

Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!

by UrayaSin November 29, 2014

Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

by buttern1ps January 14, 2020