Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022

Bronsan N from Toowoomba

Bronsan loves to vape his favourite flavour of vape is Zinger burger. He will do basically anything to get his hands on one especially Sucking dongs in the bathrooms of Toowoomba. You'll probably find Bronson on his knees in Grandy doing anything for a choof.

Bronsan N from Toowoomba what are you doing with my mother?

by Koopatroopie2299 October 12, 2022

Bee -From Milkie/H.

An angel from Heaven. I love everything about her. She makes the funniest jokes ever and doesn't even try to. She's absolutely ADORABLE in every way. She doesn't like her laugh but it really keeps me going. She goes out of her way to help others and she is so easy to rely on. She helps you through so much stuff without even knowing it. I feel like she doesn't know how much she means to me or anyone else. She has so much worth. Bee can be shy or embarrassed but its absolutely adorable. She is the most loving and caring person I know. Anytime I'm in a bad mood just texting her does more than fix it. She calls herself stupid all the time and she really isn't 😡. She's just the right amount of everything. She is SO perfect. She makes you feel like you're worth something. She means the world to me and I want to do all I can for her. I can never stop thinking about her. She is always kind and apologetic (sometimes more than she should be). I could sit and talk to her for eternity. It never gets old with her.

She's the most important person I've ever met. I love her with all my heart and I don't think she knows.. yet.

-Milkie

Person 1: "Why are you so smiley today?"

Person 2: "I got to talk to Bee :)"

To Bee -From Milkie/H.

by NotMilkie March 15, 2022

Molly and Chloe from nebraska

Two of the coolest mf’s you would ever meet. So hot they will rock your world in bed.

Goddamn have you seen Molly and Chloe from nebraska they have mad hoes

by hankjohnson13579 November 20, 2021

Zoe from league of legends

Zoe is the most cancer thing in this universe. She is literally a sleep paralysis demon. Playing against Zoe is like dying from cancer just to die from cancer again.

My friend: Zoe from league of legends
Me: commits sudoku

by Isvinf October 7, 2021

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.

"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

by JJBullfrog October 20, 2021

bubbles from angry birds

this little bird who has the power of deviant art on his side,and loves candy and is also cool because he is fine and cute and he is a Jamician Oreo basically

Person 1: look at this bubbly boi hes so cute!
Person 2: He stole my candy
Person 1: oof
person 1:O GAWD HE JUST INFLATED
person 2:looks like bubbles from angry birds did the deviant art

by elegant duck thing October 21, 2021