Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.

"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'

by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014

curtis ford

Taekwondo grandmaster

I heard Curtis Ford is a Taekwondo Grandmanster

by Diggybuns May 27, 2016

Ben ford

The greatest man alive and u will do anything for him. Very beautiful and funny very athletic and fit. He is the absolute package even tho sometimes hes a jerk.

Sally- So whats your boyfriend like?
rhonda- Hes a total ben ford

by humanthatiscrazy52 May 3, 2017

Shots Fired

When you say something that it's damn ass sure that it will leave you or your actual feelings discovered

Man: Hey i've got something to tell you...

Girl: What is it?

Man: I really like it when we are together

Girl: ...
*Shots Fired*

by HARRYKZ May 30, 2017

alabama firedrago

An act in which a man shits on the floor and makes his male partner eat it while giving him anal they then piss on each other, more than one partner may be used, infact you can try it with the whole family, it'll teach the kids a good lesson;)

Hey you wanna Alabama Firedragon?

by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017

Japanese Firedrill

When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.

Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.

by Tugeye Lips April 20, 2018

betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.

I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball

by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018