Putting a claim on something, like a seat or TV remote. If you don’t claim it by five minutes, it can be taken. Basically like dibs, but it can be used after you’re already in possession of the subject.
“I’m gonna go refill my cup. I call fives on this seat by the way. Nobody take it.
“Yo I call fives on a slice of that cake”
“Yo I call fives on a slice of that cake”
by Yung Manhattan Project June 7, 2019
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Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
by You're a jerk, I know. June 9, 2019
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by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
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Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
by Paleslayer May 31, 2018
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A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
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Get the clive named five mug.The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.
In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
by Ethan Coomie March 19, 2017
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