by Yello River May 17, 2009
by mozeskoma June 13, 2011
by Jfjffbxjxjrndjdkxjf February 24, 2018
When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017
by General Scumbag August 31, 2016
Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.
That was a Hand of God goal!
by Skin August 03, 2004
A serious blow to the top of a person's skull, as though God himself was throwing the punch from the heavens.
by Victor Stevens II September 17, 2005