Falutin-Free Diet

1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.

(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)

Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.

John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.

by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014

free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

by Epich October 17, 2010

fuck the free world

eminem bitches from 8 mile

every bodu in the 313

by the fuhrer June 2, 2004

Free Will Baptist Church

A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.

The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.

by Perk25 January 6, 2006

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

free lee murray

a plea for the release of former UFC and mixed martial arts fighter Lee Murray, who was arrested for stealing upwards of 50 million dollars from a cash depot in Europe. Murray also beat former UFC light heavy weight champion, Tito Ortiz, in a street fight in London.

"'Free Lee Murray!' he shouted, as lee murray is too badass to spend time in jail.

by kflint August 6, 2006

Free 4 All

Negotiation strategy for getting your boyfriend off his computer.

Babe, seriously... How about you get off slickdeals and we have a free 4 all?

by Trixie-ness November 2, 2007