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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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Filter joint

A small joint in which a filter is rolled and marijuana is put in the tip of the filter and hit like a one hitter. Reported to get the average person higher than normal because of the close contact of the marijuana to the mouth. The shorter distance allows less THC to be wasted, hence the reason a filter is used.
Hey, all I have is .02, want to smoke a filter joint?
by The Big Puffer December 28, 2014
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filthy twister

When teenagers engage in intercourse and the room in which the sexing has taken place has fluids everywhere, holes ripped in the sheets, broken bed frames, etc.
Charlie: Damn Cassandra gave me such filthy twister last night.
Bobert: Holy shit man! This black light shows hand prints on the ceiling!
by whoremones July 19, 2014
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Filthie

Noun.

A dirty selfie. Example: dick pic or tittie shot.
Ugh! Jason sent me a filthie again! Look at his dick pic, Sarah.
by Tlove413 August 5, 2014
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filthie

Another meaning for a selfie that reveals breast, buttock, or penile tissue.
Person 1:

Dude I just got a filthie from Tara just now!!

Person two:

Dude really!? Let me see!! ° looks at phone

Person two:

She's got a huge rack bro...

Person 1:

Oh true, true...
by aguynamedt August 31, 2014
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