sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

cummin eyes

When someone has eyes so pretty that if they made long enough eye contact with you while giving you oral you would orgasm immediately.

The eyes of a person so attractive you envision them looking up at you while they give you head

Jeremy bro, I couldn't last long enough with her. She looked up at me with those cummin eyes and I came instantly

by Posieoden December 17, 2020

Eye Dusty

A small particle that gets flaked into ones eye

Dammit Logan your dandruff caused me a Eye Dusty

by Whalgan January 22, 2021

mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

eye thing

Something very special.

We'll just have use the "eye thing".

by Loren March 9, 2005

the dreaming eye

A rather curious artifact acquired by reclusive artist Aego Yan, aka Alice Egoyan, aka Priestess of the Major Factor Presence ruling Ursae Majoris sect. 47. When in its dreaming/dormant state, there is peace and balance in the world. But when it opens, all matters of chaos spiral outwards, transforming everything in the trajectory of its stellar light.
Visit thedreamingeye.com for visions of future planetary warfare and virtual brain wave dissection.

'When the dreaming eye opens, new worlds are born. When the dreaming eye closes, worlds are destroyed...'

by The Cyclopean May 5, 2004