avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.

"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.

by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding also known as ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent (Southeast Asia). Often used to make fun of or humiliate these group of people.

I was walking the other day and I ran into a ring a ding. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding aka ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent or those who speak Hindi. Often used to humiliate or make fun of people who described as such.

Today I ran into a ring a ding at the 7-eleven. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024

avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

by daxtonizawesome January 3, 2025

The An Ding Peak lord

Around 175 cm tall, has brown hair and keeps it in a bun most of the time, very cowardly but fast on his feet. Handsome as fuck and does the sects finances and housework, his name is Shang Qinghua. if lost please return to Mobei-jun he gets nervous without his emotional support peak lord.

“Have you seen the An Ding Peak lord? Mobei-jun is about to have a mental breakdown. Oh no he’s crashing out”

“Are you the An Ding peak lord?”

by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That fucking cartoon guy with the catchy tune in Doctor Who

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025